Here are the best funny jokes for teens, clean jokes for teens and overall stupid but good jokes. Enjoy! Jokes for Teens Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can’t even. What did the punching bag say to the boxer? Hit me baby, one more time. Why did God supposedly make men before He made women? Because everyone needs a rough draft. What did one light bulb say to the other?...

Is Cupid shooting arrows or goofing around in jest? You have to admit there’s already quite a bit of humor involved with imagining someone slyly flying all around with talent not only for archery but matchmaking! And although this holiday is traditionally known more for its sentimentality than wit and wisecracks, we’ve still got plenty of chuckle-inducing one-liners and puns, along with groan-worthy dad jokes and laughs in store—perfect to share with your Galentine squad and loved ones alike!...

Affirmations are defined as “statements that are designed to create self-change in the individual using them. They can serve as inspiration, as well as simple reminders.” Even if you don’t (yet) fully believe the encouraging words coming out of your own mouth, these empowering, daily declarations will likely begin to take root in, as well as rewrite, your subconscious mind. Not only that, this new habit can help keep favorable truths about yourself at the forefront of your mind throughout the day as well....

In many blended families, however, having a “bonus parent” is an incredible blessing. There are many fabulous women who defy the wicked stepmother archetype, and instead are secondary mother figures who bring unconditional support and extra love to their stepchildren’s lives. With Mother’s Day just around the corner—it will be Sunday, May 8, 2022—there’s no better time to honor and acknowledge the dedicated stepmoms who bring an extra dose of joy to the lives of their stepchildren....

KidKraft Fairmeadow Wooden Playhouse, $399, KidKraft.com Kids, now more than ever, need boredom busters that will keep them occupied for more than just a measly 15 minutes. And that’s kids of all ages we’re talking about. Whether you’re dealing with an overactive preschool or a teenager who’s like, glued to their phone, everyone can benefit from burning off a little steam. No screen required. Luckily, these indoor and outdoor toys can help with that!...

These women have made strides in civil rights, politics, entertainment and even gone to space. We’ve included the woman who wrote the original lyrics to Puerto Rico’s national anthem, the Latina who fought to desegregate the school system, and the Latina author who was the first person from Latin America to win a Nobel Prize. Furthermore, it was a Latina who helped farmworkers receive U.S. labor rights, a Latina was the first female Surgeon General, and a Latina is one of the all-time greatest female golfers....

The prolific rapper-singer started out on Degrassi (when we knew him as Aubrey Graham) as well as the bottom, and now he’s clearly enjoying his reign at the top, but also spends a great deal of time mulling over how to stay there. “I’ve spent an incalculable amount of hours trying to analyze all the things I did wrong but tonight, for once, I’m sure as hell we did something right,” he said at the ceremony on May 24, 2021....

So you’ve found the perfect necklace for your aunt, the top-rated pocket knife for your dad, and even a new collar for the dog. But what about the person that made you a sibling? The one that stole all your toys as a kid and became your best friend as you grew older? If you’re struggling to find the ultimate gift for your beloved brother, we’ve got you covered. With a list of 55 best gifts for brothers to help you on your search, you’re sure to find something he’ll cherish for a lifetime....

Passover is a good time to acknowledge the significance of family and friends, and to express gratitude for your freedom. Steeped in tradition, the celebration of Passover heralds deliverance and blessings. Whether you’re Jewish yourself, or simply want to wish someone who is a happy Passover, having the right words to mark the occasion is important. This year, Passover begins on April 15, so we’ve compiled a list of 59 Happy Passover greetings and wishes (some in Hebrew) that’ll help make this holiday extra sweet!...

Since his passing in 1995, Ross has remained renowned—and arguably grown even more famous. Want to treat your ears to a serene feast of Bob Ross quotes? You can find almost every TV episode he ever made on YouTube, as well as some on Netflix under the series title Beauty Is Everywhere. And now, you can also dive into the backstory behind his TV fame with the new Netflix doc, Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal and Greed....

Best Kids Songs 1. “Baby Shark,” PINKFONG Listen, whether you like it or not, you cannot get this out of your head anyway, so let’s get this one out of the way first. 2. “Happy,” Pharrell Williams You can’t not smile when listening to this song…even if you’ve listened to it 40 times already today. 3. “Can’t Stop the Feeling!,” Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake wrote “Can’t Stop the Feeling” for his son, Silas, as well as for the Trolls soundtrack....

The good news is, there are tons of options to choose from no matter what kind of gender reveal party you decide to do. From a surprising gender reveal idea—like an exploding gender reveal volcano—or something super sweet—like cutting into a blue- or pink-colored cake. No matter which one you choose, you can’t go wrong. And in the end, you’ll get to find out alongside your loved ones whether you’re going to be welcoming a little boy or little girl into your family....

Cobain started his iconic grunge group with bassist Krist Novoselic in 1987 when he was 20 years old. After playing with several drummers and releasing their first album on an indie label, the band picked up drummer Dave Grohl, signed to a major label and released their second, groundbreaking album, Nevermind. “It turned out to be the place where alternative rock crashed into the mainstream,” according to AllMusic. Released in September 1991, Nevermind combined a basement sound with the slick production that only a major label could provide....

This trendy list of popular royal baby name ideas is inspired by both modern and historical kings, queens and royals of various ranks and titles. From current royal icons (such as Prince William and Kate Middleton’s kids, Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis) to legendary royals (such as Princess Diana) and every royal in-between (including former royals, likePrince Harry and Duchess Meghan’ son, Archie), this big list of 65 royal baby name ideas for girls and boys has got you covered....

20th Century Studios For this list of the best film musicals ever made, we’re taking into account a picture’s overall greatness, how well it’s aged, re-watchability and impact on pop culture. In the case of stage-to-screen adaptations, we’re judging based solely on the merits of the motion picture, not the source material. We’ve included classic animated musicals, but this list does not include music documentaries, non-singing dance films, or concert films (that includes Fantasia)....

There are endless ways to enjoy a gorgeous summer day, like taking a hike through a mountain trail, spending the day in a park with friends or barbecuing dinner in the backyard. But a visit to the beach is the quintessential way to pass a summer day. And when those dark and dreary long months of winter surround us, a tropical vacation is nothing short of paradise! To help hold you over until you get your next dose of vitamin sea, we have gathered up 75 quotes about the beach that are absolutely sand-tastic....

What Are The Four Types Of Pie? When it comes to great pies, the options are about as endless as our imaginations. However, the vast varieties can indeed be broken down into four main categories. creamfruitcustardsavory What Are The 3 Most Popular Pies? We all have our favorites, and this debate can cause some major arguments at family holidays, but as far as most Googled pie recipes go the top three choices are quite consistent with Americans: It’s also interesting to note that many lists reminded us that savory pies are up there with the best pies....

Louis Adler, founder and principal of REAL New York Properties, tells Parade.com to take advantage of home buying apps the right way: Search by neighborhood and use as many filters as possible. Narrowing down your results from the get-go will mean you’re not overloaded with homes you’re not interested in or that you can’t afford. 8 Home Buying Apps to Use on Your House Hunt 1. Zillow Zillow is one of the most popular home buying apps, and real estate agents, realtors and experts love it as much as buyers do....

The only time Beau and Jeff teamed up was for The Fabulous Baker Boys (1989).Beau’s Emmys are for The Second Civil War (1997), The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom (1993) and Without Warning: The James Brady Story (1991).Jeff won an Academy Award playing a country singer in Crazy Heart (2009), but he’s perhaps best known as “The Dude” in The Big Lebowski (1998).Beau’s son Jordan starred in the TNT drama Rizzoli & Isles (2010–16), playing Frankie Rizzoli Jr....

Right now, there’s plenty of good news for people looking to get organized before the hustle of the holiday season begins. Because, no, bathroom organizers do not scream “season’s greetings,” but they’ll prevent you from screaming, “where’s the Lysol?” after Uncle Joe spills his drink at your gathering. In other words, consider these 9 elite organization items a gift to yourself, particularly your vocal cords. Some ground rules: Though it’s tempting to spring for a sweet deal, look at shipping and return policies before opting for the “one-click buy” option....