These funny questions to ask your friends, coworkers—anyone, really!—serve as great ice breakers for a new crowd, but they are also perfect for deepening even the closest relationships. Pull out a few of these funny questions to ask next time you want to take a deeper look into someone’s thoughts or personality. Sure, some of these funny questions to ask might be a bit off-the-wall, but trust us—they’re sure to end in a whole lot of laughs.
Funny Questions to Ask
- What are the crazy adventures you want to try in your life?
- What is your favorite smell?
- What is the best Wi-Fi name you have seen in your entire life?
- Have you ever fallen off your bike in front of a huge crowd?
- What is it that you keep wanting to smell despite the fact that it doesn’t smell particularly good?
- Have you ever gone a day without wearing underwear?
- If you can still remember, what are your funniest childhood memories?
- How long do you think you’d survive in a zombie apocalypse?
- If the roses are red, why are violets blue?
- How do you hang toilet paper: over or under?
- Have you ever gone to a corner store and stolen a candy bar?
- How many beers do you think I’d be able to consume?
- What would you do if you won a million dollars?
- What is your Wi-Fi password?
- Why is it that round pizzas come in square boxes?
- Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted?
- Has someone caught you dancing in front of the mirror?
- If I will fail a driver’s test, in which part will I fail?
- Have you ever tried talking to your dog?
- What would you do if you could live forever?
- What would you call a male ladybug?
- Do you like pineapple on your pizza?
- Have you ever been caught cheating on a test?
- In your opinion, how long can my hair grow?
- Can you show me the hidden apps in your phone?
- Who was your first ever crush?
- Do you sometimes hear certain voices in your head, too?
- What are three items you might purchase at the grocery store to get strange looks from the cashier?
- What’s the sexiest name you’ve ever heard?
- Do you sleep with lights on or off?
- What is the silliest thing you’ve ever seen a stranger do in public?
- If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
- What do you typically do when you’re bored?
- What’s one thing your dogs could say that would completely ruin your image if they could talk?
- What’s the most hilarious fact you know?
- Do you have an imaginary friend?
- Can you eat ice cream using your bare hands?
- Have you ever made a prank call to someone you don’t know?
- What do you think will your last words be?
- If you were to be banned from your local library, what would be the reason?
- What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?
- Have you ever fallen asleep during class?
- If you could ask me a funny question, what do you think would it be?
- Are you scared of horror movies?
- If you could remove one color in the whole world, what would it be and why?
- What do you think is the worst thing that a person can put on their bio on a dating app?
- Do people drink or eat soup?
- Have you ever been arrested?
- What’s the most embarrassing moment in your entire childhood?
- What would you do if you only had 24 hours to live?
- Who is your all-time celebrity crush?
- What is the wildest fantasy you’ve ever had?
- What do you think your last meal would be if you were on death row?
- Which species would be the rudest if all animals could talk?
- Which person do you know that totally reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
- Did you once forget to bring your wallet when you’ve been scheduled to pay for a meal?
- Do you still sleep with a stuffed toy?
- What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done after getting really drunk?
- What’s your preference: to be buried or be cremated?
- Do mermaids have live babies or lay eggs?
- What’s the most creative insult you can think of?
- Have you ever consumed so much alcohol that you passed out?
- Do you think aliens really exist?
- Have you ever been in a secret relationship?
- Who is the first person on your hit list?
- Do you think the sea is salty because the shore never waves back at it?
- Have you ever succeeded in making one of your parents cry?
- Can you tell me the most hilarious joke you’ve heard?
- Are you afraid of staying home alone?
- Where would you like to time travel: back to the past or to the future?
- What does the word “ok” mean for you?
- Which of your body parts do you wish to change?
- Have you ever driven someone else’s car without first getting permission?
- What has been the funniest or strangest thing that has happened to you on a first date?
- If you could choose any animated character, who would it be?
- What color would you like if you had to eat a crayon straight from the box?
- Do you believe it is possible to inflate a balloon when underwater?
- What has been the strangest thing a visitor has done at your home?
- Have you ever been in a car crash where you were at fault?
- What music instrument has the most annoying sound to you?
- Would you like to be married or be in a live-in relationship in the future?
- What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?
- What’s the reason for saying ‘after dark’ when it’s actually really after light?
- What is the funniest thing you’ve ever seen in another person’s house?
- Have you ever secretly taken money from your parents’ pocket or purse?
- If you had to lose your hands or your feet, which would you choose?
- What are the things you would like to change if you became God for a day?
- If you could put one condiment inside your belly button, what would it be and why?
- Who actually tests the specific dog food when they say that it has a new and improved flavor?
- What would be the outcome if the government decided to make everything illegal?
- Are you scared about flying on a plane?
- If life is a video game, what cheat code would you want to use most?
- Have you created a rumor about yourself just to be the talk of town?
- What music would you like to be played at your funeral?
- Where did all the money go if the whole world were in debt?
- Do you have a habit of going for a walk while sleeping?
- What’s the first thing you wash in the shower?
- What do you call a girl named after her mother if a boy named after his father is called junior?
- What is the worst possible name you might give your child?
- Have you experienced going skinny-dipping before?
- Do you know how to fold a fitted sheet?
- What is your deepest, darkest secret that no one else knows about?
- Between Superman and Goku, who do you think would win?
- Why do we say people work like dogs if they work all day, while dogs do nothing but lie around?
- What are some of your clients’ or colleagues’ nicknames?
- Have you accidentally glued your hands together when doing a craft project?
- Which living individual, outside of your family, do you value the most?
- Have you ever tried to punch me in the face because of what I’ve done?
- What do you want to be in your next birth, and why do you want to be that?
- When was the last time you screwed anything up and no one noticed?
- What’s the worst tag line you can think of for a wart removal cream company?
- What will people be nostalgic for in 500 years?
- Have you ever been called out at school for wearing something embarrassing?
- As a kid, what was your most favorite color?
- In terms of appearance, which athlete do you believe most closely resembles you?
- In all honesty, what are some of your guilty pleasures that you are willing to admit?
- What would you do if you could replace all of the grass on the planet with something else, and why?
- Who do you wish you could torture for the rest of your life?
- Which aspects of mine do you admire and which do you despise?
- Would you rather be forced to wear shoes every second of your life or never be able to wear shoes again?
- Who would you appoint as the president of the internet, and why?
- What are the unwritten laws at your workplace?
- Have you ever offered to help anyone else with their homework in return for something specific?
- If we were to have a boxing match, who do you think would win?
- What’s the weirdest thing you’ve given someone as a gift?
- What would you leave me in your last will and testament right now, if you were to die?
- What do you think the first person to milk a cow was actually trying to do?
- How many ants would it take to lift an elephant?
- Have you ever approached a stranger and said something that later turned out to be your best friend?
- Can you tell me one memory that you’ve never shared with me?
- Which movie would you want it to be if your life was a movie?
- What is the soundtrack of your life?
- If Donkey Kong is a monkey, not a donkey, why was he given that name?
- How would you show that you were from the future if you were transported 200 years into the past with no clothing or anything else?
- How do you sleep, with your eyes open or closed?
- Have you ever failed to prepare for an exam before the day you were supposed to take it?
- Who would help who if we were to help each other cheat on a test?
- Do you ever cry while watching an emotional film?
- Have you ever come into contact with human remains?
- Why wasn’t the word “gullible” listed in the dictionary?
- What is the funniest name you have ever heard in real life?
- Have you ever fired a gun?
- What’s the most amusing thing you’ve seen recently?
- What is the one thing about yourself that you would like to change?
- Can I ask you one question?
- Where does prune juice come from if prunes are dried plums?
- What would your friends and family think if you were arrested without explanation?
- Have you ever had a teacher call you in class when you had no idea what was going on?
- What kind of food would you never offer a tiger?
- Do you like dancing when no one is looking?
- What’s your least favorite planet?
- Why do we refer to an alarm clock as going “off” when it actually turns on?
- What movie’s plot changes entirely only by changing one letter in the title?
- Have your parents ever found you trying to leave the house without permission?
- What do we do when we reach retirement age?
- If you had to choose one fruit, what would you like to be?
- What is the most useless skill you possess?
- What’s your most favorite meme?
- Do you think penguins have knees?
- What is it that everybody seems to be doing that makes them look stupid?
- Have you ever cried yourself to sleep because of something that happened that day?
- Which celebrity friendship do you want to embody in our friendship?
- Do you have a habit of saying absurd things while you’re sleeping?
- How would you pull off a perfect crime?
- Before there were dictionaries, where did dictionary makers search for the definitions of words?
- What’s the best inside joke you’ve ever heard?
- How many zombies do you want to kill when the time comes?
- Have you ever lied about your age in order to gain access to a bar or a nightclub?
- What color would you pick, if I let you dye my hair any color?
- Can you describe our friendship in three words?
- What sport do you think is the most boring watch?
- If you were a dog, which breed would you want to be?
- What’s the craziest characteristic you have?
- Which of the meals is the most important?
- What would you do with the money if you won a lottery?
- What do you want to be remembered for?
- What was the last book or series you wished you could live in?
- What excuse have you recently used to avoid doing something?
- Which app on your phone do you use the most?
- What’s your secret talent?
- As a child, what was your favorite game to play?
- What do you believe is the most horrible way to die?
- How would you sum up the internet in two sentences?
- What’s one thing you wish we knew five years ago?
- Where would you go and what would you do if a millionaire were to fund your all-expenses-paid one-week trip to anywhere?
- Where was the worst date you’ve ever experienced?
- Have you ever dreamt about one of your friends?
- What is your most favorite GIF?
- Would you rather be smart or sexy?
- What kind of food would you eat if you could eat one for the rest of your life?
- What would peanut butter be named if it wasn’t called peanut butter?
- Has someone ever made a comment on how loud you sing in the shower?
- In a zombie apocalypse, who will last the longest?
- What name will you give your next pet?
- Which type of clothing do you no longer want to wear but can’t get rid of?
- How long has it been since you laughed out loud?
- What was your first-ever screen name?
- What would you do if you could become invisible for a day?
- Would you brag about your spontaneous acts of kindness?
- What do you think would be the worst “buy one, get one free” sale of all time?
- Have you ever dated anyone more than once while knowing it was bad for your mental health?
- If you are given the chance to have a controller that has the power to rewind or fast forward, which one would you press?
- What’s the funniest movie line you’ve ever heard?
- What would you do or say if you had the attention of the whole world for twenty seconds?
- If you were a laptop brand, which one would you be and why?
- What are the things you will do if your gender will be changed for a day?
- What are the two totally normal things that become really weird if you do them back-to-back?
- Have you ever lied to your parents about the thing you accidentally broke?
- If you could ask the president one super silly question, what would you like to ask?
- What are your favorite ice cream toppings?
- Have you ever met your doppelgänger?
- What law would you introduce if you had the chance to make one?
- What’s your best dance move?
- Have you experienced peeing in a pool?
- What would you do as a career if you could do anything in the world?
- What the things that are okay to do occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
- Have you slept in until 4 in the afternoon or later?
- Do you like your Easter eggs to be plastic and filled with small candies or to be real, hard-boiled eggs that you can actually peel and eat later?
- Who do you see as a hero in this world and why?
- If are to open a store, what are the things you would sell and what would be its name?
- How do you react when you find something intriguing?
- What’s the best brand of alcohol you always look for and don’t buy when the groceries ran out of it?
- Have you ever pretended to be sick when you were perfectly healthy?
- If you could have dinner with any five people from history, who would they be?
- What do you think will the world be like if it will be filled with male and female copies of you?
- Have you ever broken your friend’s bone in the past?
- What’s the best joke you know and tell at parties?
- If you could be a dessert, what would you be?
- What is the weirdest food combination people eat that you just can’t get behind?
- What was your childhood nickname?
- Have you ever got beaten by your friends for no apparent reason?
- If you could become a fart, would you rather be the ‘loud and proud’ type or the ‘silent but deadly’ type?
- If money and ethics weren’t an issue, what scientific experiment would you run if you become a mad scientist?
- Have you already been forced to share a bed with a person you didn’t want?
- Will you be humiliated or pleased if anyone asked you to go to the website you most often visit?
- What’s your most treasured possession?
- What would your stage name be if you are famous?
- Do you secretly bring home stuff out of a hotel room?
- What do you usually do with your shopping cart when you are already done with it at the grocery store?
- Have you ever attended a dance by yourself because you couldn’t find someone to accompany you?
- If you could become any mythical creature in a day, what would it be and why?
- What pizza topping do you like if you had to be one?
- Who would be next to you in a first-class flight and what would you ask them?
- What are the words you’d add to the dictionary, and what would be its definition?
- Have you ever laughed out loud that something you were drinking eventually came out of your nose?
- Where would you land if you could be a fly on the wall?
- What soap do you dislike the most and why?
- What’s the funniest book you’ve just read recently?
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