The 50 cheese puns we’ve come up with can be used wherever they fit. Maybe at a party, family gathering, or for an Instagram caption. Cheese-lovers alike will always crack a smile at a good cheese pun, and they’re age-appropriate for any occasion. We did our best to not make these puns sound cheesy, but sometimes we couldn’t help ourselves. Whether you’re just looking for a slice, or going for the whole block, these cheese puns should get a laugh out of even the most casual cheese-lover.

Best Cheese Puns

  1. This might sound so cheesy, but I think you are really grate.
  2. Relax. Just take it cheesy.
  3. Got to brie-live in magic.
  4. I’m grateful for your presence.
  5. Let’s pray to cheese-us everyday.
  6. Why was the cheese feeling so happy and optimistic? A: Because it’s gouda brie a good day.
  7. How can you make a mouse smile? Say cheese!
  8. What did the piece of cheddar say to the ghost? Don’t scare me—I’m Lac-ghost intolerant!
  9. Why is Christmas considered the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby cheese-us!
  10. Where would you find cottage cheese on a restaurant’s menu? Under the a la curd section!

Brie Cheese Puns

  1. You brie long with me.
  2. Please brie mine.
  3. You will always brie a part of me.
  4. Wait for me. I’ll brie back.
  5. I beg to disabrie.
  6. What kind of music would a slice of cheese like to dance to? R & Brie.
  7. Why couldn’t anyone find the cheesemaker after the accident? Because he was trapped under debrie!
  8. What do you call a cheese that comes in a big wheel? Frisbrie
  9. What did the lady do at the mall? She went on a shopping brie
  10. What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? Finally, I’m brieeee!

Gouda Cheese Puns

  1. It’s really gouda to have you here.
  2. It’s a gouda sign.
  3. Talk to you later. I gouda go.
  4. Gouda luck on your studies!
  5. Life’s so gouda.
  6. Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? Goudas.
  7. Why was the guy afraid to tell his crush a joke about gouda? Because it would have been too cheesy.
  8. Why did the cheese get promoted? He did a really gouda job at work.
  9. Why can’t you trust cheddar cheese? Because it’s no gouda.
  10. Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? Nevermind, it’s not that gouda.

Swiss Cheese Puns

  1. Let’s work on your hypotheswiss.
  2. I swiss you the best.
  3. I hope you have a hole lot of fun.
  4. She’s my soul swisster.
  5. I Swiss you the best in your future endeavors!
  6. Have you heard about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell swiss cheese? It’s a hole business strategy.
  7. What kind of cheese is religious? Swiss, ‘cause it’s hole-y.
  8. Do you know why swiss cheese has holes? No, I’m hole-ly unaware.
  9. Why aern’t there a lot of movies about swiss cheese? Because the plot has too many holes.
  10. What kind of music does swiss cheese like to listen to? Hole-y music.

Nacho Cheese Puns

  1.  Ummm, excuse me. This is nacho thing.
  2. Don’t touch that. They’re nachos—they’re mine!
  3. I’m nacho ordinary girl.
  4. That’s nacho problem anymore.
  5. It’s still nacho time.
  6. What is a nacho’s favorite dance? The salsa.
  7. What’s the best queso scenario? All-you-can-eat nachos.
  8. Why does South America reminds me of nachos? Because they’ve got a lot of Chile on the side.
  9. How can you tell when someone is your nacho friend? They get jalapeño face.
  10. Why can’t you eat someone’s cheese-covered chips? Because they’re not yours.

Cheddar Cheese Puns

  1. Cheddar days are coming.
  2. Don’t cheddar tear—everything’s going to be okay1
  3. It’s always cheddar to give than to receive.
  4. Nothing can get cheddar than this.
  5. Breakups are tough, but you’re definitely cheddar off without her, man.
  6. Why did the shredded cheddar cheese get mad when the teacher gave him an F on the test? He felt he had been unfairly grated.
  7. Why is cheddar considered as the most dangerous type of cheese? Because it’s sharp.
  8. Why did the cheddar cheese decided to go to the gym? To get shredded.
  9. Are you seriously addicted to cheddar cheese? Nah, I’d say my case is more mild. Why does it hurt when you drop a piece of cheddar cheese on your toe? It’s extremely sharp! Check out…101 Funny Puns25 Keto Instagram Accounts to Follow100 Instagram Food Captions101 Corny JokesInstagram Cooking Videos

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